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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Ana Chable
- BRB- I dont want to talk to you. LOL- I have nothing else to say. COOL- I dont care
- From the first moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you...
- Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if its wide use 3 fingers, make sure its wet and rub up and down. Yep thats how…
- I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin