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Funny Quotes by Zooey Deschanel
- I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me.
- Nothing's better than a picnic.
- Romantic comedies are usually about when love works.
- Humor is a part of spirituality.
- Everyone romanticizes somebody.
- I am always early to work but sometimes late to other things.
- I don't have control over what's on screen, and that's terrifying.
- I started out doing musicals.
- I think there's a certain space people have decided I occupy - the funny-sidekick thing.
- I wish I got invited to more luaus. I really do!
- I'm always doing something musically - when I'm working or when I'm off.
- Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
- From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are…
- I think the best comedic actors don't play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because it's real. Playing…
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