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Funny Quotes by Warren Buffett
- We're still in a recession. We're not gonna be out of it for a while, but we will get out.
- The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
- Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
- It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.
- I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
- Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
- What we learn from history is that people don't learn from history.
- Buy a business, don't rent stocks.
- I really like my life. I've arranged my life so that I can do what I want.
- Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.
- Money is not everything. Make sure you earn a lot before speaking such nonsense.
- Risk can be greatly reduced by concentrating on only a few holdings.
- If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.
- I don't read economic forecasts. I don't read the funny papers.
- All I have to do is think and not be influenced by others,
- We will only do with your money what we would do with our own.
- We like to buy businesses, but we don't like to sell them.
- The best thing I did was choose the right heroes.
- I never try to predict the market.
- If you don't know jewelry, know the jeweler.
- It's never paid to bet against America.
- Your money can be inflated away but your knowledge and talent cannot.
- If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.
- I never invest in anything that I don't understand.
- That which is not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin