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Funny Quotes by Unknow
- RATE ME IF U ANIT A CHICKEN inbox me what you think of me 1) Crazy 2) I'd marry you 3) I'd date you 4)…
- It is hard to find a friend that is 96% funny 98% sexy 100% sweet So don't loose me
- Thanks wind, yoU totallY RapeD mY haiR stYle....
- Bitch you really funny because you hide behind a cellphone or a computer; Pussy ass nigga I dont wont your STDS!
- Funny how you did me wrong, now someone's doing wrong to you.
- Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like its funny
- Girl with black hair: I had sex sanding up so I'm going to have a boy. Red head I had sex laying down I'm having…
- Police are looking for a suspected dicribed as FUNNY SEXY AND GREAT IN BED your UGLY ASS is safe but ware sould I hide
- Q: what did one saggy boob say to the other? A: perk up we are starting to look like nuts
- If pregant girl woddle when they walk ALL thow poeple that look like dudes and sag there pains are pregant girls??????????????????
- Like this SWAG
- ME:i think I'm goimg to sleep now INTERNET:hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah NO
- Username or password is incorrect well atleast tell me wich one is
- I dont thik I could ever stab someone I mean lets be honest I can barely get the the straw in the capri sun
- Cleanig is just putting stuff in less odvious places
- I want to make my name on facebook nobody so when I see somebody post something stupid I can like it and it will say…
- Just remember if we get caught your def and I dont speak english
- When someone says great minds think alike I just look at them and think you dirty bastard.
- Be honest, if people could hear what you were thinking, you would be in a mental hospital.
- If he can't handle you in sweat pants.. then he don't deserve to see you in your wedding dress.
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- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine