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Funny Quotes by Theodore Roosevelt
- Yes, my friend, and if you will steal for me then you will steal from me.
- Americans learn only from catastrophe and not from experience.
- Do Something Now. If not you, who? If not here, where? If not now, when?
- You can't choose your potential, but you can choose to fulfill it.
- Work hard at work worth doing.
- The Welfare of Each of Us Is Dependent Fundamentally Upon the Welfare of All of Us
- An Airedale can do anything any other dog can do and then whip the other dog if he has to.
- If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
- Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
- I put myself in the way of things happening, and they happened.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin