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Funny Quotes by Samuel Butler
- Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
- Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
- Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
- The oldest books are only just out to those who have not read them.
- Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
- There is no true gracefulness which is not epitomized goodness.
- Don't learn to do, but learn in doing.
- I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till…
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