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Funny Quotes by Salman Rushdie
- Freedom to reject is the only freedom.
- If somebody's trying to shut you up, sing louder, and if possible, better.
- If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
- Be sure that you go to the author to get at his meaning, not to find yours.
- Free societies are societies in motion, and with motion comes friction.
- I'm definitely post-something.
- Normally when I read, I don't like music playing.
- The Chinese are good at repression and can be pretty ruthless about it.
- We cannot allow religious hooligans to place limiting points on thought.
- I saw Quentin Tarantino's 'Django Unchained,' and you could say a lot of things against it, but it was incredible fun. I don't like blood…
- Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to…
- We are described into corners, and then we must describe ourselves out of corners.
- I want more than what I want. (Vina Apsara)
- Fundamentalism isn't about religion, it's about power.
- Perhaps the story you finish is never the one you begin.
- A book is not completed till it's read.
- I admit it: above all things, I fear absurdity.
- We all owe death a life.
- What's real and what's true aren't necessarily the same.
- When you throw everything up in the air anything becomes possible.
- You never know the answers to the questions of life until you are asked.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin