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Funny Quotes by Robert Green Ingersoll
- I am going to put the Bible out of business.
- Theology is not what we know about God, but what we do not know about Nature.
- Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have ensnared and enslaved the simple and innocent, and nowhere, in…
- The more false we destroy, the more room there will be for the true.
- We do not need the forgiveness of God, but of each other and of ourselves.
- Commerce is the great civilizer.
- With soap, baptism is a good thing.
- If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.
- The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age.
- It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough and courage enough to stand by his own convictions.
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