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Funny Quotes by Robert Breault
- The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
- The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
- A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
- All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
- As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much…
- There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling
- Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.
- Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?"
- I have never considered it my business to disabuse someone of a belief that makes life tolerable for them.
- If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.
- God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.
- It finally happened - a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.
- There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.
- There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them…
- Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
- Do what you must, And your friends will adjust.
- There is a limit to how much you can change to be liked for who you really are.
- Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.
- Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.
- I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me.
- What good is love if you never ask anything of it?
- A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.
- It's not that perfection cannot be achieved. It's that it's so hard to stop there.
- We find things where we look for them.
- What happens if I do nothing?
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin