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Funny Quotes by Richard Simmons
- One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
- My parents always told me to be myself. I was always funny and silly as a kid. And I would always make them laugh. And…
- I don't have to teach anymore, I don't have to work anymore, God has been really good to me.
- I don't talk about my personal life, and I don't talk about death.
- My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin