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Funny Quotes by Reese Witherspoon
- Everything I sang sounded awful. So I went outside and I screamed. Everyone pretty much agreed it was awful.
- Every day you have to choose and cultivate your own happiness.
- We’re more than just our dresses.
- I'm just chatty. But I do express my opinion.
- It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about…
- Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so…
- I was jogging and I got hit by a car...it's not funny at all. They said I am very hard headed because I landed right…
- I always say funny doesnt sag, which seems like a good rule of thumb. People should be more interested in your personality than how you…
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin