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- Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
- Knowledge in youth is wisdom in age
- The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.
- It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
- Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
- Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
- Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.
- The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow.
- Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
- One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild…
- He who laughs last laughs longest
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