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- What's evil like? Is it tingly? Are my eyebrows gonna go all pointy and I'm gonna get some evil laugh that turns into a cough?!…
- Well, I may be stuck here, but at least I've got a nice view. There's the jade place... and the bamboo forest and a cute…
- Uh... my palms are sweating, my heart is racing, and I'm tingly all over. I think she got me with the cloven-hooved, exploding head technique…
- Wow! We beat him! I mean, yeah technically he fell off a cliff but, we still won.
- Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. He…
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