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Funny Quotes by Patrick Ness
- There's always beauty, if you know where to look.
- When luck ain't with you it's against you." ~pg 92
- Knowledge is dangerous." ~pg 53
- if one of us falls, we all fall
- You can't say everything, so you don't say nothing.
- Faith with proof is no faith at all.
- Except I didn't say eff
- ... a good idea always attracts other good ideas.
- We sure as ruddy heck ain't in Prentisstown no more," I say to Manchee under my breath.
- A knife is only as good as the one who wields it.
- you can eff off, too," I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for.
- Her accent's funny, different from mine, different from anyone in Prentisstown's. Her lips make different kinds of outlines for the letters, like they're swooping down…
- I just stand there like a doofus wondering just what in the effing blazes is going on.
- We don't say nothing more. What else is there to say? Everything and nothing. You can't say everything, so you don't say nothing.
- Life ain't fair. It ain't. Not never.
- But, somehow, Wilf knows. Somehow, Wilf always knows.
- I do what I have to do," I say. I do what I have to do to save him. I do what I have to…
- Things change, but they stay the same.
- A thing worth learning is worth learning well.
- This is how we are protecting you, by getting you out.
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