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- The funny thing about being so close with your friend is that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. That's do…
- Boy came home after school and he was upset. His dad asked what was the reason. He replied, 'My teacher pointed at me with a…
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
- Kissing at the top, holding at the middle fire at the bottom. Do you know what is it? What ? Don't think dirty... It's A…
- It's funny when people discuss over 'love marriage' and 'arranged marriage' It is like asking a person if he would like to 'hang himself' or…
- Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, And Go like a King.... This Slogan was written on a.. Public Toilet Door.
- No Matter How CRAZY and FUNNY The Scenes Are Around You, It's USELESS Without The PERSON YOU Want To LAUGH With....
- Everything That You Lose Has Its Own Way Of Returning Back To You. The Funny Thing Is, Its Not Always The Way You Expect It.…
- We Can Be Like Mc Donalds and Burger King; I'll Have It My Way, And You'll Be Lovin' It.
- Your Disinterest, Makes Me Interested....
- The Awkward Moment When The Teacher Cracks A Joke In The Class And Nobody Laughs...
- A PHOTOGRAPH Is Worth A THOUSAND WORDS, But PHOTOSHOP Can Produce A THOUSAND LIES.
- The Really Annoying Moment Is That When Your Mom Sits Down Next To You, While You're On The Computer...
- Unless Your Name Is GOOGLE, Stop Acting You Fucking Know Everything...
- That Awkward Moment, Is That Moment When You Talk To Yourself And You Start Smiling Like An Idiot, Because You're Just So Hilarious...
- They Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But If You're Laughing For No Particular Reason, You Need Medicine...
- Being Tickled... Is Like Being Raped But You Are Forced To Laugh.
- With The Great Power, Comes Huge Electricity Bill!
- That Awkward Moment When It's Quiet In Class And Your Stomach Decides To Make That Dying Whale Sound.
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- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong