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Funny Quotes by Norm MacDonald
- Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
- I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know…
- Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
- I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.
- I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
- I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin