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Funny Quotes by Myself
- Its ridiculous to know you hoped too much that the one you love will love you back when in the first place, you haven't met…
- One day, I met this guy, I'm like a rock talking with him till conversation is over and I feel like missing him. Its funny…
- COz I'm bored like an empty cup And I wanna run to your side Like you are my favorite chocolate I'm craving for you Like…
- EXHAUSTED? then SLEEP.
- I'd rather fucking with my hands than fuck with a hoe!
- I'd rather talk to a cat than talk to myself
- I have some rice field and I need a hoe, are you that one?
- How many mouth do you have? You only got 1 pussy and 1 lips, so bitch, please shut the fuck up before you get rapped…
- You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching.
- I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death in the electric…
- Pilot's pre-launch brief off the carrier to his passenger in a 2-place jet: If anything goes wrong off the cat, I'll say 'Eject Eject Eject'.…
- Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;)
- That time when you freaked out because your name was in a math problem.
- Guys you don't have a pussy, so don't act like one.
- Hey wanna see a magic trick? *POOF* I'm single , and you are too!
- What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business!
- My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat!
More Funny Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon