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Funny Quotes by Muhammad Ali
- It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
- Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.
- My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
- Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
- My toughest fight was with my first wife.
- Old age is just a record of one's whole life.
- I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.
- Eat your words! Eat your words! I am the greatest.
- Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm…
- I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong,
- Ali’s got a left, Ali’s got a right, if he hits you once, you’re asleep for the night
- I have a radar built inside me to avoid punches
- I outwit them, and then I outhit them
- My toughest opponent has always been me.
- Shut up, I know what I'm doing!
- I've never let anyone talk me into not believing in myself
- I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty.
- If you are not the best, then pretend you are
- Be obedient to your superior, and your inferior will obey you.
- I’m gonna show you how great I am.
- Allah is the Greatest. I'm just the greatest boxer
- All through my life, I have been tested. My will has been tested, my courage has been tested, my strength has been tested. Now my…
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