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Funny Quotes by Mike Tyson
- My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.
- When you're a great finisher, you'll become popular. Joe Louis was a great finisher.
- My career has been over since 1990.
- Most writers, in my opinion, are dysfunctional derelicts.
- Destroy or be destroyed! I just love that way of life!
- Everybody has a gameplan until he gets hit
- I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.
- Every great general and warrior from the beginning of time was high.
- I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian.
- Fighters are never who they appear to be
- Hannibal rode elephants into cartilage
- I'm just happy I'm not a phoney.
- My power is discombobulatingly devastating.
- If he's not dead, it doesn't count.
- There's nothing like confidence.
- I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.
- Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
- I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
- Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
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