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Funny Quotes by Michael Jackson
- Don't you believe what you read.
- You ain't seen nothing yet, and the best is yet to come.
- A perfectionist has to take his time,
- I'm not a comedian. I'm not a show host. I'm a musician. That's why I've turned down offers to host the Grammy Awards and the…
- For me, Love is something very pure.
- Your thoughts are as free as any bird
- It all went by so fast, didn't it? I wish I could do it all over again, I really do.
- If I'm not creating, I'm not as happy.
- Look deep within yourself, and you'll find something amazing.
- Study the greats and become greater
- We can fly, you know. We just don't know how to think the right thoughts and levitate ourselves off the ground.
- Don't be afraid to be different.
- I will never ever sell Neverland
- Never ask for 'a beer.'
- Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.
- Deep down inside we're all the same. We all have the same emotions.
- Who will dance on the floor in the round?
- You know I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it.
- Tenderoni, you've got to be.
- I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.
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