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- Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
- Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! !!
- My phone is like my lover.....its the last thing I see at night , and the first thing I wake up to every morning!!!!!!!! ^_^
- I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right…
- Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away......
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. .. ... ....
- Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second! :D
- The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. ..
- The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
- Growing up is amazing, until you get old! !!
- I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
- One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have…
- Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
- If you want to change your life, insert a coin in a change machine. ..
- Enjoy your life thoroughly, the same way you wash your clothes.....
- I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ..
- Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ..
- A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
- I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
- Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
- When there's 2 shortcuts to a destination and you disagree with your friends choice, to prove your point, both split up and slowly start walking,…
- It's funny how the people that hurt you the most are the ones who said they never would.
- A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
- People from polland are called poles . and those from holland ? any suggestion ? :D
- Facts........... :D
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