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Funny Quotes by Leonardo DiCaprio
- What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always…
- I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality.
- I have the same problem as Edward Furlong. I'm so thin!
- Love is a sudden revelation: a kiss is always a discovery
- You can make history, or you will be vilified by it.
- Then I saw Keanu Reeves in 'Much Ado About Nothing' and I know if he can do it, I can do it too.
- I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
- I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's too many of them, especially my age in LA. I…
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin