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Funny Quotes by Larry Wall
- You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!
- Though I'll admit readability suffers slightly...
- It's appositival, if it's there. And it doesn't have to be there. And it's really obvious that it's there when it's there.
- The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right.
- Orthogonality for orthogonality's sake is not something I'm keen on.
- Accidental stacks considered harmful.
- That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.
- As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.
- Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine.
- Programmers can be lazy.
- Just don't create a file called.
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