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Funny Quotes by J.R.R. Tolkien
- Great heart will not be denied.
- I have no help to send, therefore I must go myself.
- Gandalf! I thought you were dead! But then I thought I was dead myself. Is everything sad going to come untrue? What's happened to the…
- Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.
- The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears.
- A friend of mine tells that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it.
- And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing…
- Things will go as they will, and there is no need to hurry to meet them.
- Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.
- Mind your P's and Q's.
- Ónen i-estel edain, ú-chebin estel anim. (I gave Hope to the Dúnedain, I have kept none for myself.) (Gilraen's linnod)
- Aure entuluva! day shall come again!
- What course am I to take?" "Towards danger; but not too rashly, nor too straight.
- Few there were who could change his courses by counsel. None by force.
- In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
- Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
- Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning!
- Don't go where I can't follow!
- Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall
- I don't know, and I would rather not guess.
- Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O what shall we…
- It is written in my life-blood, such that it is, thick or thin; and I can no other.
- The treacherous are ever distrustful.
- Time doesn't seem to pass here: it just is.
- Thank you, Sam," he said in a cracked whisper. "How far is there to go?" I don't know," said Sam, "because I don't know where…
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