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Funny Quotes by Jonathan Swift
- Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.
- I row after health like a waterman...
- There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
- He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
- Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
- There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
- We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
- Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
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- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin