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Funny Quotes by Jesse Ventura
- I ain't got time to bleed.
- You can't legislate stupidity.
- Until you have hunted men, you haven’t hunted yet.
- You can't legislate against stupidity.
- There is no right religion, and no one can prove that there is.
- Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.
- You can't legislate morality.
- I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.
- If I wanna be president, I probably can.
- If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard…
- Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin