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Funny Quotes by Janet Evanovich
- He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.
- I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy
- I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.
- Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.
- You're such a cupcake.
- What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was here.
- I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.
- He had a body like batman
- Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.
- I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin