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Funny Quotes by Jack Nicholson
- Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?
- Never rub another man's rhubarb.
- I'm not hard to get along with.
- I'm a scamp. I don't deny it. I like myself.
- I have a lot of vanity.
- Once I got started acting I loved it.
- I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.
- I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
- Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
- I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
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