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Funny Quotes by Isaac Asimov
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
- It is not only the living who are killed in war.
- Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny...
- Education isn't something you can finish
- I don’t like anything that’s got to be. I want to know why.
- Computerization eliminates the middleman
- Scientists expect to be improved on and corrected; they hope to be
- You can't assert an answer just because it's not something else.
- All evil is good become cancerous.
- It is remarkable, Hardin, how the religion of science has grabbed hold.
- Society is much more easily soothed than one's own conscience.
- Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once..
- Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny'
More Funny Quotes
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin