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- Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.
- If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.
- Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
- Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
- Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.
- What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.
- You like the girl," Alasdair offered. Nassar leveled a heavy gaze at him. "Lillian said you tried to be funny in the car. I told…
- Oh no, is it naked time?
- I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.
- Her face looked like it would shatter any second.
- What is wrong with you? Many, many things.
- I would not leave you. I'll be there. Wherever you want 'there' to be.
- Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom?
- I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran
- She eats grass. Don’t ask.
- The heavy eyelids snapped open. Jack froze. A huge gold-and-amber eye, as big as a dinner plater, stared at him. The dark pupil shrank, focusing.…
- Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they…
- Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.
- He caressed my cheek. "You came for me," I whispered. "Always," he told me.
- You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
- I don't trust tragedies much. It's easy to make a person sad by showing him something tragic. We all recognize when sad things happen: someone…
- A pissy werelion was rather difficult to live with.
- In the whole world, there was no better place than being wrapped in him.
- What's so funny?" "Your panties have a bow," he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine- and my blue…
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