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Funny Quotes by Hunter S. Thompson
- I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once,…
- We are all wired into a survival trip, now.
- We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear
- One of the advantages of being dead, I guess, is that somebody else can edit all this.
- I learned from # Hemingway that you could be a # writer and get away with it.
- Not even the foulest atrocities of Adolf Hitler ever shocked me so badly as these Abu Ghraib photographs did.
- I was 22 when JFK was murdered, and I will never recover from it... Never.
- Jack Kerouac influenced me quite a bit as a writer... in the Arab sense that the enemy of my enemy was my friend.
- Without gambling, I would not exist.
- It never got weird enough for me.
- Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure. My attorney has…
- Too weird to live, too rare to die!
- He had come so far from himself that I don't think he knew who he was anymore.
- You can't miss what you never had.
- Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!
- There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender.
- As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin