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Funny Quotes by Hillary Clinton
- I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
- If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
- Showing up is not all of life - but it counts for a lot.
- Everybody has some dysfunction in their families.
- Dynamism is a function of change.
- Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.
- There hasn't been anybody whose life has been picked apart and distorted as much as mine.
- There's no day that is the same as the day before. So you have to be energized; you have to be focused.
- This is a moment in history where it is almost hard to catch your breath.
- We know in New York we have several million at any one time who are in New York illegally.
- You know no one will ever accuse me as having the same policies as George W. Bush.
- You're not a leader if you haven't been elected.
- If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.
- I always believed you could learn something from nearly everybody you meet, if you're open to it.
- We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.
- Women have to support other women.
- Learn how to take criticism seriously, but not personally.
- I can't stand whining.
- I say a lot of things - millions of words a day - so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement,
- What did you do with the time and talents i gave you? God's question...
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin