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Funny Quotes by Gore Vidal
- There are two things you never turn down: sex and appearing on television.
- As one gets older, litigation replaces sex.
- It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how…
- Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
- Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.
- The unfed mind devours itself.
- Always a godfather, never a god.
- Since nothing is free, to each his price.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin