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Funny Quotes by Ewshy
- When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade.
- My room may be a mess but I know everything where some things are.
- Realizing that you forgot something at home when you already left.
- The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
- Dancing is the way I move through this crazy life.
- I'll be ready in 5 minutes is exactly the same as I'll be home in 5 minutes.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin