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Funny Quotes by Eoin Colfer
- There’s always time for babbling.
- If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
- My bugs don't have bugs.
- Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
- Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
- Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
- Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable. - Foaly
- People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.
- Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm…
- Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
- Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.
- Nobody's death is impending." ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending.
- Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir.
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