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Funny Quotes by Elton John
- The less I say the more my work gets done.
- I don't whistle at you down the street. I would if I could, but I can't whistle you see.
- I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
- I have a lot of money stashed away, but I do live my life from day to day.
- I have a much better relationship with the press than I did, I think because I stood my ground.
- I loathe celebrity. I can't stand it.
- I've always been dead set against festivals - really suspicious and wary.
- I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to…
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
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- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin