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Funny Quotes by Doug Larson
- Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
- The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
- Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
- Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
- Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
- The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
- A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams