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Funny Quotes by Dick Cavett
- If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.
- As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
- There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
- To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
- Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
- My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.
- I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams