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Funny Quotes by Danny DeVito
- What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..
- I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
- I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.
- What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and…
- Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really…
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