Danny DeVito Quotes

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• What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..
• A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.
• A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
• The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.
• We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.
• We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going.
• The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and…
• I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.
• It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not…
• Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.
• I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
• In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.
• Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.
• I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look…
• I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.
• I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.
• So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God…
• What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and…
• It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are…
• There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid…

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