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Funny Quotes by Daisy
- Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a…
- A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and…
- Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! -
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon