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Funny Quotes by Cuts And Scars
- People come into your life, and some of those people leave. People change. If they were real while they were in your life remember them…
- Dear haters, is your haters dick growing? cause you seem to be hatein on me so much. how big is it?
- Some guys say that natural girls are best, yet when a pouty, fake, orange b*tch comes along...they start drooling.
- I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
- B*tch move from the sunlight l hate the smell of burning plastic.
- Fake people hate honesty. It's the lies that keep them feeling good about themselves and their lives. So share your true feelings about their actions…
- No more games, no more drama. When you wanna be real gimme a holla.
- I'm only me. That is all I can be. No more, no less, dont second guess. I love, I live, I laugh, I cry. Some…
- I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
- Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon.
- Shut Up. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your Dick.
- Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
- Is your joke still funny?
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