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Funny Quotes by Charles Caleb Colton
- It is far better to borrow experience than to buy it.
- Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
- Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be…
- Some reputed saints that have been canonized ought to have been cannonaded.
- It is good to act as if. It is even better to grow to the point where it is no longer an act.
- He that sympathizes in all the happiness of others, perhaps himself enjoys the safest happiness.
- I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
- The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later.
- There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence.
- Time is the measurer of all things, but is itself immeasurable, and the grand discloser of all things, but is itself undisclosed.
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