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Funny Quotes by Britney Spears
- I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
- Where the hell is Australia anyway?
- People shave their heads all the time.
- You do something wrong, you learn from it, you move on.
- When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.
- I'm like everybody else.
- Seriously, I have the best fans ever.
- The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.
- I don't like defining myself. I just am.
- I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble.
- I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.
- I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
- I love Jessica Simpson. I love her voice. She's amazing.
- Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him…
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