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Funny Quotes by Bill Vaughan
- Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?
- Think before you think!
- Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
- A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
- The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
- In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain…
- By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
- We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin