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Funny Quotes by Bill Gates
- No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer
- 'I don't know' has become 'I don't know yet'.
- We're only at the beginning of what we have to do here.
- I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained and even enhanced in the age of the computer.
- If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business.
- If I had one dollar left, I'd spend it on PR
- Being maniacal about something is very helpful.
- The greatest thing you can do for your competition - hire poorly.
- I did not even finish my studies
- I spend a lot of time reading.
- There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft.
- Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt…
- I'm cooler than you. WAAAY cooler.
- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
- The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along with great software, can become sort of the ultimate tool…
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