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Funny Quotes by Bernajoy Vaal
- Every once in a while, people step up. They rise above themselves. Sometimes they surprise you. And sometimes they fall short. Life is funny sometimes.…
- I'm not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck... Everything made the same noise: CrrrrraaaaacccccK! ....I…
- Love is a sensation, caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation.…
- They say true love is worth fighting for, but if its true love..why do you have to fight for it?
- A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy on the elevator and he is fat and…
- You know, it's funny- looking back, all the things that seemed so important, so imminent, turned out to be just silly memories. It taught me…
- Stop saying that humorous and funny people are the happiest people you've ever seen. There something behind that huge smile, loud cackle, and large grin…
- The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time.
- It is better for girl to sleep a hundred years and be kissed and awakened by the right prince than to stay awake and be…
- They keep saying there is a perfect person for everyone out there but I seriously think that mine got hit by a truck.
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