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Funny Quotes by Babloo
- What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there…
- Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
- The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water
- I love the person Ive become because I fought to become her.
- One lie about God which we have heard said on T.V. is when someone says God made a mistake. We must not say these words.…
- Funny parenting
- She hates the game, but yet shes still a player.
- Life ... is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
- Relationship Status: () Single () In a relationship () Married () Engaged () Divorced (x) Waiting for a miracle
- For all people who make me laugh : Thank you.
- Dear and dearest Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
- Im not arguing, Im just explaining why Im right.
- I never fall off. I just, Dismount with style.
- In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't…
- In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying. -
- I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. -
- They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? -
- Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
- You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! -
- My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. -
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams