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Funny Quotes by Augusten Burroughs
- There's not enough of me left over.
- You manufacture beauty with your mind
- Once I decided to write, to be published, I knew it would happen.
- When you have your health, you have everything. When you do not have your health, nothing else matters at all.
- but I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely.
- We haven't slept together. But we've napped
- It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.
- The past doesn't haunt us, we haunt the past.
- All of us are richer and more fascinating and more complex than we can ever know.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin