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Funny Quotes by Ash Sweeney
- What doesn't kill you.........eventually kills you.
- Stop calling women bitches, it's not loving, it's not funny, it's degrading to the female gender.; it is destroying your respect for women.
- Crazy is going to walmart and Walk up to complete strangers and say, Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!. etc. See if they…
- I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in…
- You feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says ''PUSH''.
- Thinks that when you are trying to explain something to some people, you really need to break it down BARNEY-style for them.
- Do not read this
- Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending…
- Lets TOAST to Lying,Cheating, and Stealing....if your gonna Lie..Lie for a Friend. If your gonna Cheat...Cheat Death, If your gonna Steal...Steal a Heart!...If your gonna…
- One day we'll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Why do you cry when you cut me up in front of you , it's your fault in the first place for cutting me into…
- Back in my days ,bathrooms were used for taking a sh!t ,not for taking pictures..!
- What is it with people nowadays, you claim you want something real' when it's staring at your face.
- Honestly..i am so awesome.. wish I could meet myself and get my own autograph..:D
- In 1879 chocolate and peanut butter joined forces. But shut and up joined forces hundreds of centuries before. Both still to this very day work…
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin